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Mail girls
I never see you
Mail girls
I never hear you
Mail girls
I'll never know you
Mail girls
But I feel so near you

I go to my mailbox.
Find money for new socks.
The mail is always there.
I just know you've got beautiful hair...

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Grandma sent me cookies today.
Ate them all stomachache won't go away.
Tomorrow there will be something new.
I feel better cause I'm thinking of you...

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Sometimes I get a bill.
Sometimes I get junk mail.
The next day may be insane.
But I love you all just the same.  You...