SFX:  Scientific laboratory:  frogs heard, bubbling and cappacino noises, electronic howling.
Reporter:  We join Dr. Micenjava (Mice-in-Java) in his latest experiment.  Doctor, what are you working on today?
Dr Micenjava:  I'm trying to comeup with a cappacino that will beat Frank's.
Reporter:  You're refering to Dr. Frankenstien,
Dr Micenjava:  No, Frank from Southeastern.
Reporter:  But he has a new state-of-the-art cappacino machine,
Dr Micenjava:  Huh?
Reporter:  New cakes and pastries,
Dr Micenjava: Oh (sad, disappointed)
Reporter:  And his prices are cheaper than any coffee shop in town.
Dr Micenjava:  Oh No!
Reporter:  Thats the Crusader Cafe in the Gygax building.
SFX:  Frog ribbit
Reporter:  And my good Doctor?  No frogs.
Dr Micenjava:  How does Frank do it?! (exasperated)