Music:  Sad with violins
Amy:  I'm sorry, Jason, it just can't go on any longer.
Jason:  W-w-why is it me?
Amy:  No, it's not you... it's me.
Jason:  Is it another guy?  It must be another guy.
Amy:  Well sort of ...
Jason:  I knew it! who is he? You must tell me.
Amy:  Well, it's Frank.  Oh, he's the dreamiest.
Jason:  You mean Frank.
Music: Stops
Jason:  How does he do it? Frank?
Music: Resumes
Amy:  Yes, I just love his pasta bar.
Music:  Italian
Amy:  Oh, it's so romantic.
Jason:  Huh?
Music:  Kenny G <<continues throughout>>
Amy:  And his music, oh, his music.
Jason:  The guy at the cafeteria, you can't be serious.
Amy:  Oh Jason, where were you on chocolate day?  And why didn't you ever take me to steak night?  I'm sorry, Jason,  it's 4:30 and I'm going to go drown myself in a bowl of icecream.
Jason:  Wait, Amy, don't go!
Music:  Sad and final
Jason:  Oh, Frank!  How does he do it!!